Thursday

Employment Tip, No. 7

For the rest of the month, we'll be sharing daily Employment Tips from our book excerpt in Penthouse:

Here are not only some real-world employment tips, but also ways that the modern con man lifestyle can come in handy after you've punched out.

Injury Attorney:
"If you're in a hospital with your spine being held together by duct tape and a brace, and I show up, you know it's not just to hand you a get-well-soon card. I like that there's an immediate understanding. I'm looking for gain from your pain. This won't cost you a cent, but if we win, I'm taking a big piece. Nice to meetcha."

Tip to the Modern Con Man:
"If you get caught doing what you're doing, be up front. If you're hitting on a girl and she calls you on it, say 'Yep, you got me. I wanted to talk to you from the moment you walked in.' The weirdest thing is, when you play things like you got nothing to hide, it actually makes you more mysterious. People, and I mean women, really dig that."

Tomorrow: For the final installment, a House Painted finishes the job.

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